Librarians love to laugh! We've been listening to a lot of funny jokes this summer as part of the TSR program. A popular one is the "Nacho Cheese" joke. Do you know it?
If you know any funny jokes, post them here!
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What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A Trum-bone!
An engineering student was walking along and picked up a frog and the frog said "Kiss me and I'll be a beautiful girl." The engineer smiled and put the frog in his pocket.
A little while later the frog said "Kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful girl and be your girlfriend for a week." The engineer smiled and put the frog in his pocket.
A little while later the frog said "Kiss me and I'll be your girlfriend for a whole year." The engineer smiled and put the frog in his pocket.
Finally the frog says "What is wrong with you?" The engineer says "I'm an engineering student, I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, NOW THAT'S COOL!"
there were two cows in the field. they were talking about the news, and one said, "wow, have u heard about the mad cow disease? it's terrible!" so the other cow said, "yah, it's good u're a chicken!"
A guy walks into a bar. A second guy walks into the bar. The third guy ducks.
What candy loves to laugh?
Laffy Taffy!
What stays in a corner but travels all over the world?
A stamp
What runs all around your house?
Water
Why can't a man living in Chicago be buried in Michigan?
He's not dead
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
tThis program really got me to read alot more over the sumer!
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Knock, knock!
who's there?
Panda!
Panda who?
Panda-monium that's who!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Panda
Panda who?
Panda-monium, that's who
what's the funniest bone in your body?
Your humerous!
what's the funniest bone in your body?
your humerous!
Clark and Jim are sitting at a bar ontop the Empire State Building. Clark looks at Jim and Says "I bet you $20 that I can jump over the edge of this building and land in the 3rd floor and not get hurt."
Jim says "Okay, but I want your money up front."
So Clark gives him the money and runs over the edge.
He falls and falls until he lands in the 3rd floor. He goes up and Jim hands him the $40.
Jim then says "Cool, But I bet you can't do that again."
So Clark runs over the edge again.
He falls and falls and lands in the 3rd floor again. He goes back up and Jim says "WOW! How did you do that?"
Clark says "its a gust of wind. It happens for everyone."
So Jim runs over the edge.
He falls and falls.SPLAT!
The bartender looks at Clark and says "SuperMan, your a mean drunk."
Kermit the frog goes into the bank to get a loan. Patricia Wax, the person at the counter, tells him he must give the bank something in return, to make sure they get the money back.
So, Kermit goes home and gets this largish, smallish, indescribable object and brings it back to Mrs. Wax.
Confused, she askes Kermit, "What is this?"
"It's what you told me to get," he repies.
Still confused, Patricia Wax takes the object to her boss, tells him the story and asks him what it is.
He says, "It's a nick-nack, Patty Wax; give the frog a loan!"
I love to read so it was even more fun reading for prizes. That Ipod touch is as good as mine!!
ok there are 2 snakes one is a kid and one is a mom.The kid says "mom are we poisonous". The mom says "yes why are you asking". The kid says "because I bit my tongue".
I love to read
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possum who it's done.
Why do pirates get both ears pierced? Because it's only a "buck-n-ear"!
Two ducks walk into a store and buy some chapstick. The cashier ask for the money and the duck says put it on my bill.
There is a family of Tomatoes walking down the street. There is a Mother Tomato, Father Tomato, and Baby Tomato. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind, so the father says, "C'mon, son!" and so he starts to walk a little faster but he gets behind again. This time the Father gets fed up. He walks back to Baby Tomato and squishes him. He then says, "Ketch-up"
Why did the mathbook go to the hospital?
It had Too many problems!!!!!!!
Yo Mamma is so fat that when she went on a diet Ice-Cream companies went out of business.
Someone saw a blonde eating a Tootsie Roll Pop and asked her, "So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll - Tootsie Pop?"
Without a thought, the blonde replied, "Beats me, but it took almost the whole day just to lick through the wrapper."
That joke is so funny but i have a good one that i am gonna tell to a librarian.
joke:"What did tennessee?"
answer:"the same thing that arkansas!"
HAHA!!!!
joke: What did Delaware?
answer: a New Jersey!
what did the roadrunner say to the coyote
you can't catch me
there is 3 boys talking about how rich they are. 1 say At home i and my brothers have my own room my own tv...! the 2 boys say huk... that nothing at home i and my other brothers have my own room, tv, computer and my own car. then the 3 boy he try to think how to show that he rich then he turn and say ate home i and brothers each got our own dad!
Chuck Noris dosent have a nightlight because he's scared of the dark, the dark is affaraid of Chuck Noris!
Why can't you play hide and seek in an igloo?
There are no corners to hide in!
When you walk into the restroom you are an American but while you're in there what are you?
you're a peein!
(European)
What's the difference between chuck beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chuck beef but no one can pea soup.
(must be said aloud for maximum affect)
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Pie
Why did the boy put the hose in his friends ear?
He wanted to brain wash him!
What granted the fish's wishes?
His fairy cod-father.
A gold nugget walks into a bar. The bartender says "'ey, you" (only funny if you know the Periodic Table of Elements)
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